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July 30 alright, so i'm prejudicedi admit it, no one is perfect. i've struggled in vain about this bogotry, but i have to face up to it.
it's time for me to come clean: i am prejudiced against lexus drivers.
i didn't used to be. it all started as a simple agitation with rubber neckers and tailgaiters. but this animosity has grown and twisted into a dark and virulent racism. my anger has found a target.
i find that when i am driving i just want to call out to the numbskull in front of me:
" HEY! MISTER LEXUS!
no, no, it's okay, really. you can make that right handed turn. i know that this falls under what is labeled: advanced and dangerous driving, but commit to it and just go!"
can anyone out there relate? it seems that every time i get stuck behind some ...... in a lexus i am forced to watch an apparently arduous and greuling right-hand turn! as if the right turn was feared by motorists everywhere.
along with that the number of drivers who forget that they are sitting in front of a stop light (and, indeed, not simply waiting for america to have a moral awakening) are 50% percent more likely to be driving a lexus.
slow in the fast lane?
a lexus.
ambling down the street as though driving is secondary when behind the wheel of a car?
lexus.
turn signal blinking for seven miles?
lexus.
tinted windows and spinner wheels?
okay, that's an escalade.
making merging lanes a career?
lexus.
takes a lunch break to change lanes?
lexus.
not a lexus you see doing any of these things? ask the "driver" what car they would rather be driving?
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